Holiday...

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I have an unprecedented day off today because a wall is being knocked down in my office, and it's left me in a very good mood. In fact, if I knew the words I would be dancing around this internet cafe right now, hair bleached and backcombed, pixie boots on, doing that funny arm movement thing and singing Madonna's Holiday in my notably dulcet tones.

In fact, if everyone in this cafe knew what fate would befall them if I was hearing, I think they'd all be thanking their lucky stars that I am not. And today, I am too. And here's why...

I got to have a weekday lie-in without the rush hour traffic waking me up.

The children in the pool at my gym failed to annoy me with their whingey tones, caterwauling and general child-related noise even though it was blatantly obvious everyone else would have quite liked to drown them all.

I get to listen to my music as loud as I want when I get home because everyone in my block is at work. Ha-ha-haaa...

... and what's more, I get to sing MY words, too - without people thinking I have totally lost the plot.

The only thing I am sad about...

There is still no showing of SATC with subtitles... that I can find - if I am being dumb and there actually is one, that isn't in Ramsgate on a Tuesday afternoon at 4, please email me and let me know. You see, today is a perfect cinema day... the sun's not shining, it'd be nice and empty and I'd probably have my pick of the seats. *sniff...

Think I am going to go home and work my way through the box set instead, while eating the still-delicious flapjack from the other night.